You might be...

a redneck if you spend part of Sunday afternoon building an outhouse. Which is what I did for a few hours yesterday with my dad. One of his friends asked him to build an outhouse for him. Apparently this guy has a picnic area on his property down by the river (yeah he's for sure a redneck) and he needs an outhouse for when he has cookouts. So we are building him one. Just one more thing to add to my resume'.